Random sms

Received SMS on 12:12am.

It was from Grass:

"Halo... I am not coming back tonight.. Dun rape my dog... thanks"

my reply:

"I will tear him apart"

Hers:

"all your tback will hanging on your car bumple SOON..."

Mine:

"then all your 'amah' panties will hang on every neighbour's gate soon"

Hers:

"I will stapler ur email address on those ahma di ku..."

(di ku = panties)

Mine:

"I will staple ur phone no. on those tbacks"

p/s: her dog is a soft toy dog, given by her boyfriend.